· Eating salad---no matter how good it might
be for me---after 9:30 p.m. is madness, unless of course, one enjoys burping
salad in the morning....
· Mothers of young children, when in a
pinch, in stores should NOT use
those anti-bacterial wipes---which the store provides to disinfect the cart
handle---to wipe their child’s snotty nose, dirty face or any other aspect of
their anatomy. Hello toxicity!
· Never use someone else’s computer to
log in and check your Facebook. Because; even if you are certain you logged out…computer gremlins WILL log you back in again.
· All the benefits you have reaped from
an exercise program done for months can be undone by missing it for two weeks or
less…>.<
· Adding sundried tomatoes to a deli
sandwich is a joyous thing.
· Checking your shoes for trailing
toilet paper before leaving a public restroom is a must.
· When a dog hates the mailman, there
is nothing you can do to stop it. Do NOT attempt dog therapy, it is useless.
· Pinterest is highly addicting, and yet
disturbing…you cannot possibly credit everyone for everything you pin, therefore
you feel somehow plagiaristic, and it subtly steals the joy from the process,
while simultaneously allowing you to feel proud
of your pin ‘find’. Weird.
· Strong amounts of Chlorine in a public
pool is needful…but it’s bad, M’kay?
· Learning to not be a ‘fixer’ or ‘helper’
is like trying to learn to tap dance, play the piano and NOT ‘Fix’ things for
people, all at the same time. Is that oddly put? Well what I mean is that it is
freaking hard!
· Wal-Mart Super stores are not better,
they are just bigger and more stress
producing. You cannot find anything in all of the acreage, and neither can the
random, wild-eyed employee you corner.
· Texting is taking over and zombifying
our youth. All you can see, say for example, at the mall, are the tops of their
heads and their thumbs moving at a blazing speed.
· I have witnessed teens texting each
other…whilst sitting next to one another!--We are losing
our ability to truly communicate. We now interact only in random bits, bytes
and screen-grabs.
· Spiders are much smarter than you
think!
· Things change, people leave, life
moves on, deal with it…Does that sound harsh? I’m sorry; I wish I could ‘fix’
it for you, but I can’t.
Tonya Willman © 2012
