On the First day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a snuggie.
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a snuggie.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten toe-nail clippers
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven loads of laundry
Ten toe-nail clippers
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Ten toe-nail clippers
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven loads of laundry
Ten toe-nail clippers
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve Barca- loungers
Eleven loads of laundry
Ten toe-nail clippers
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Tonya Willman ©2010
Twelve Barca- loungers
Eleven loads of laundry
Ten toe-nail clippers
Nine plumbers plumbing
Eight brats a-sulking
Seven Fords a-leaking
Six asses braying
Five old bat wings
Four collie turds
Three shots of gin
Two rubber gloves and
A steam-mop and a Snuggie.
Tonya Willman ©2010
I don't mind the steam mop and snuggy but can do without collie turds and eleven loads of laundry. I could substitute 5 goats for the jackasses. Yes, yes, this is my life, Tonya. Thanks you so much.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Well substitute anything that helps...that's all I sat around and did last night. This is NOT either your life goober!!!! Merrry Christmas!! T
ReplyDeleteoooooo. nine plumbers with plumbers crack.... YIKES!!!
ReplyDeleteYou make me smile, giggle or LOL or you make me think! I love that! So creative! Hope you had fun putting it together! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDelete@Jules, if you have an inept enough hubby to have 7 fords a leaking...9 plumbers plumbing is within the realm...what's the schmo doing with 7 Fords anyway? He probably also has some major appliances on the porch!
ReplyDelete@Renee, thank you!! I live for giggles and LOL's, well okay, I live for Jesus, but you get my point. Glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to put together, but kinda weird...=) T